Super Bowl bets, part 2: Schumer v. Kennedy
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- January
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Sen. Ted Kennedy of Massachusetts and Sen. Chuck Schumer of New York have made their bet on this weekend’s Super Bowl.
If the New England Patriots win, Schumer will visit Kennedy’s office and wear what New Englanders affectionately call the â€Å“Belichick hoodieâ€?—a gray Patriots sweatshirt, cut off at the elbow. Schumer will also provide lunch for the charity of Senator Kennedy’s choice, Rosie’s Place, in Massachusetts. Rosie’s Place is a safe haven for poor and homeless women that offers both emergency and long-term assistance.
If the New York Giants win, Kennedy will visit Schumer’s office and wear a Giants jacket and also provide lunch for Senator Schumer’s charity of choice, the YWCA in Brooklyn.

















If the Giants win, Teddy’ll have to pay a premium to get a team jacket big enough to fit.
If Schumer wins, he will call no press conferences for one consecutive 24 hour period; if Kennedy wins, he will let quietly Schumer impersonate him while re-taking his Spanish exam at Harvard, while hoping this time he won’t be caught.
glad to see the democrat-controlled congress is hard at work…
Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.